
Seeing as you guys love it so much, here’s my cover! All I ask is that you like or reblog this post if you decide to use it. Enjoy!

MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE
THAT’S CHEATING
This is a blatant violation of trust
YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU
I guess we shouldn’t mention this either then…
did u ppl seriously think that they would individually lay down thousands of bricks?????
YES
OBVIOUSLY
ARE YOU SAYING YOU DIDN’T

“My sister has three kids and the middle kid, Miles, is very much like me. In the sense that he’s very particular about what he likes - more appropriately about what he doesn’t like. He says ‘I don’t like it.’ But he has the same speech impediment that I do, where the ‘l’s and the ‘r’s turn into ‘w’s. So he says ‘I don’t wike it.’ And I was around the kid every single day, and what I found was that that phrase somehow worked it’s way into my day to day vernacular. So I’m a 33 year old man and I say at least 4-5 times a day, just to myself, under my breath, ‘I don’t wike it!’”